TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY :
1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE !
3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
4. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO…
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